[Joke] [Humor] USA: Al Gore, Bill Clinton & Barrack Obama die... and go to heaven...
Tuesday 17-Nov-2009: [A friend overseas sent me this. I've heard a similar South African version with Winnie Mandela used instead of Obama. Jan]
Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven...
God addresse (By Jan)... | [humour] Blacks and NASCAR - the impossible mix
Tuesday 17-Nov-2009: David Letterman may not get any flak from NASCAR, but
I'll bet he does get some 'flak' from the NAACP, and others such as Al
Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson will absolutely go nuts !!!
David Lette (By JanOlifant)... |
[Humor] The Pope and Julius
Sunday 08-Nov-2009: The Pope and Julius Malema are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Julius and says, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this (By Gairk)... | [Humor] Walking Eagle joke
Sunday 08-Nov-2009: On a recent trip to the United States, South Africa's Black President, Jacob Zuma, addressed a major gathering of Red Indians.
He spoke for almost an hour on his plans for improving South Africa 's (By Gairk)... |
[USA] [Humor] Please rob my neighbour...
Tuesday 03-Nov-2009:  I got this from a friend in the USA. That's the way it should be...
(Photo) (By Jan)... | [Pic] [Humor] A little gift I bought for an overseas friend of mine...
Tuesday 03-Nov-2009:  A friend of mine visited me from overseas some months ago. I bought him this to put on his door. He quite enjoyed the humour - he is a Right Wing activist in his own country.
(Photo) (By Jan)... |
[Humor] Zim: A Black man tells me: God gave us Robert Mugabe - Its in your Bible...
Monday 02-Nov-2009: I was chatting to an old black man from Zimbabwe and he made me chuckle. Suddenly, out of nowhere he said to me: "Have you heard of Gabriel, in the Bible?"
I replied, "You mean the Angel Gabriel?" (By Jan)... | [Humor] S.Africa: Johannesburg: My Friend's Mother from Hell: The Next of Kin story...
Monday 02-Nov-2009: I have a friend whose mother must surely be the Mother from hell. I've told my friend that he really should write a book about about his mother because she is in a class all of her own. I will not eve (By Jan)... |
[Humor] DA and ANC....how true
Monday 26-Oct-2009: A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below.
She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him (By Gairk)... | [Humor] Under Communism - East German Jokes Collected by West German Spies
Monday 19-Oct-2009: Did East Germans originate from apes? Impossible. Apes could never have survived on just two bananas a year. Such jokes were whispered in communist East Germany -- and West German spies recorded them (By Gairk)... |
[Humor] Julius Malema at it again…
Friday 09-Oct-2009: MALEMA: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
MALEMA: Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.
MALEMA comes back to his car & finds a note (By Gairk)... | [Humor] The Economy is So Bad That ........
Tuesday 29-Sep-2009: The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
The economy is so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that (By Gairk)... |
Jokes][Humor] Why Older men make better soldiers…
Saturday 12-Sep-2009: I bet the liberals will go nuts! Enjoy! :-)
Drafting Guys over 60----this is funny & obviously written by a Former Soldier
New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60!
(By JanOlifant)... | [Jokes] [Humor] S.Africa: Solving your Mid-life crisis...
Thursday 10-Sep-2009: [A regular reader sent me this excellent joke. Jan]
After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on (By Jan)... |
[Humor] S.Africa: Sometimes our Lying Mass Media is actually exceptionally funny...
Tuesday 01-Sep-2009: The Mass Media is irritating me of late with all its lies about Zimbabwe again. But there are lighter moments of some hilarity. I must admit many South African newspapers do come up with some brillian (By Jan)... | [Joke] [Humor] Comedian George Burns has sex with Oprah...
Monday 31-Aug-2009: [This must be one of the funniest jokes ever. Jan]
When George Burns was 97 years old he was interviewed by Oprah Winfrey, Oprah asked, 'Mr. Burns, how do you carry so much energy with you? Y (By Jan)... |
[Humor] [Afrikaans] S.Africa: If Bands had Afrikaans names…
Saturday 29-Aug-2009: This is simply hilarious! The internet abounds with crazy English to Afrikaans translations, and this is another great one. Enjoy!
IF BANDS HAD AFRIKAANS NAMES
1. Pet Shop Boys - Troeteldierwi (By JanOlifant)... | [Humor] USA: Marc Rudov: Hillary Clinton's nagging female voice lost
Thursday 13-Aug-2009: [This is flipping hilarious - watch the Youtube video. Jan]
(By Gairk)... |
[Humor] Aussie PR
Thursday 13-Aug-2009: One thing about blokes from Oz is that their hearts and humour are always in the right place!
T. B. Bechtel, a City Councillor from Newcastle, Australia, was asked on a local live radio talk show, (By Gairk)... | [Humor] American War on Terror: Women who know their place…
Monday 03-Aug-2009: Barbara Walters, of 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several years before the Afghan conflict.
She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands.
(By Gairk)... |
[Humor] Understanding BEE
Saturday 01-Aug-2009: Three contractors - one from Soweto, another from Pretoria, and the third from Benoni - are bidding to fix a broken fence at the Union Buildings in Pretoria.
They go with a Union Buildings officia (By Gairk)... | [Humor] Quotable quotes - the funny side of history
Tuesday 21-Jul-2009: Enjoy Folks: These insults are from an era before the English language was boiled down to four-letter words.
The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:
She said, "If you were my husband I'd give (By Gairk)... |
[Humor] Wonderful Church Bulletins!
Thursday 16-Jul-2009: Thank goodness for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
The sermon t (By Gairk)... | [Humor] S.Africa... No, we're not pink...
Thursday 16-Jul-2009: A cheeky Afrikaner at my work who is always cracking jokes was chatting to one of the business analysts I work with. He was saying to her, "You are as beautiful as ever" or something along those lines (By Jan)... |
[Humor] USA: How did the Human race start?
Monday 13-Jul-2009: [I received this from a lady in the USA! Hehehehe. Jan]
A little girl wrote to Sarah Palin and asked; 'How did the human race start?'
Sarah Palin answered, "God made Adam and Eve." "They had ch (By Gairk)... | South Africa: A gutsy criminologist who knew her stuff
Friday 10-Jul-2009: Criminologist Irma Labuschagne was an intellectual who knew her subject, her close friend and colleague, advocate Johann Engelbrecht SC said in tribute to her on Thursday.He was speaking just hours af (By Jan)... |
[Humor]: Krisjan and the Petrol Attendant
Friday 19-Jun-2009: [Submitted by Kobie. In South Africa we have a quaint remnant of the past called a petrol attendant. By law, customers at petrol stations are not allowed to fill their vehicles themselves. All petrol (By Gairk)... | [Humor] Late-night political jokes for: June 11, 2009
Friday 19-Jun-2009: "Well, it's been a busy week here on the late show. Earlier in the week, I made some jokes that upset Sarah Palin. And I was telling jokes about her family and stuff. She got really upset. And I think (By Gairk)... |
[Humor] USA: Late-night political jokes for: June 10, 2009
Tuesday 16-Jun-2009: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the 'Late Show,' a division of Fiat." --David Letterman
"Ladies and gentlemen, I am in so much trouble, because ? I'll tell you why - the governor of (By Gairk)... | [Humor] How to be a good socialist only if it doesn't cost me anything
Thursday 04-Jun-2009: [Here is a really cool joke … it's educational as well. Gairk]
I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be president some day.
Bot (By Gairk)... |
[Humor] Zuma, Shaik and Malema...
Thursday 04-Jun-2009: Jacob Zuma, Shabir Shaik and Julius Malema are flying on the Presidential jet to a gathering in Cape Town when Shaik turns to Zuma and says, chuckling:
'You know, I could throw a R1000 note out the (By Gairk)... | [4 Pics] [Humour] Zim: Satire about Robert Mugabe...
Monday 18-May-2009:  [This is one of the old but important stories from the original AfricanCrisis website that I am converting on to the new site, in the new format. I must admit, I'm not in a laughing mood. I wish Rober (By Jan)... |
[Pic] [Humor] Canada: Fags in Ontario...
Tuesday 05-May-2009:  I love this sign. Is it real? If so, its damned hillarious...
(Photo) (By Jan)... | [4 Pics] [Humor] Some T-Shirts we should have in South Africa....
Tuesday 05-May-2009: These t-shirts don't really exist, but they would be very applicable.
(Photo)
Yep, the black kids from Soweto do train-surf... until they die...
(Photo)
These two t-shirts mock our national (By Jan)... |
[Pic] [Humor] S.Africa: Coloured Comedian: 19 reasons why South African Coloureds can't be terrorists...
Tuesday 05-May-2009: [This is hillarious. This pretty much describes Coloureds! Jan]
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Why coloureds can't be terrorists: by MARK LOTTERING
1. Ons is altyd laat (We are always late). We would have missed a (By Jan)... | [Humor] S.Africa: The Economic Meltdown - Credit Crunch tips...
Wednesday 01-Apr-2009: [I received this from a good friend. Yep, I think this financial meltdown is worse than people imagine. Jan]
These humorous tips are doing the round among South Africans:-
DON'T waste money on (By Jan)... |
[Humor] USA: Late-night political jokes for: March 18, 2009
Monday 23-Mar-2009: "President Obama is very upset with AIG. He said the problems at AIG were caused by greed, to which AIG said, 'Well, what do you think the 'G' stands for? Hello!'" --Jay Leno
"AIG, which already re (By Gairk)... | [Humor] A Blast from the Past: The ANC struggle to Liberate us from Civilisation...
Monday 23-Mar-2009: Here is an oldie but a real goodie, worth looking at again: [Humor] Hillarious: 2006 Review: Liberation from Civilization Struggle (By Jan)... |
[Pic] [Humor] Brilliant! A Cannibal's dilema...
Friday 20-Mar-2009: A friend sent me this, and I loved it to bits. Those look like aborigines in the pic but you get the idea any way.
(Photo) (By Jan)... | [Pic] [Humor] The Economic Meltdown... Cost cutting at your work...
Friday 20-Mar-2009: Yes, this is almost what bosses really are like! You always lose!
(Photo) (By Jan)... |